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Jeremy Clarkson Celebrity Sound Card
This bold and funny sound card from Second Nature’s ‘Politically Incorrect’ Range partnered with Really Wild Cards bursts into sound once opened to deliver a personal birthday message with convincing voice and almost perfect impersonation.
The winning combination of caricaturist illustration by Mike Giblin and comic voiceover by Darren Altman create the perfect comedy sound card, sure to be a big hit for any birthday.
Each card is cello wrapped and comes complete with a white envelope, concealed battery and voice chip.
"Some say you can't drink more than two pints without embarrasing yourself. All we know is that you're another year older and not necessarily wiser. Happy Birthday!"
15cm x 15cm
6" x 6"
Contains batteries, please dispose of safely and recycle where possible
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