{"product_id":"quitting-hollywood-christmas-card-nearest-dearest-funny-card","title":"Quitting Hollywood Christmas Card Nearest \u0026 Dearest Funny Card","description":"\u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Looking for Christmas greeting card ideas for him? This card offers a playful, photo-based joke that feels clever and personal, making it perfect for someone who appreciates cheeky festive humour. The 5\" x 7\" size and included white envelope add a thoughtful touch, while the wallet-counting punchline is sure to bring a smile.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      You Are Viewing: A humorous Christmas card from the Quitting Hollywood range, full of cheerful charm.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Occasion: Perfect for Christmas — ideal for men.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Message Inside: Blank inside for your own personal greeting.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Details: A hilarious photo-based Christmas card featuring a man counting the money in his wallet, with the caption, “He soon realised why they are called nearest and dearest.” Thoughtfully designed by Quitting Hollywood, this playful 5\" x 7\" card comes cello wrapped with a white envelope.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Good To Know: Funny greeting card made from FSC-certified, sustainably sourced card, presented with a white envelope and cello-wrapped for protection.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Size: Each greeting card measures 12 x 17 x 0.5 cm or 4.75 x 6.75 x 0.25 inches.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      Postal Size: Letter\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp align=\"center\" margin-top:0=\"\" top:0=\"\"\u003e\n      \n    \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Love Kate's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57621569962357,"sku":"KCSNXBK2013","price":2.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2857\/3724\/files\/KCSNXBK2013-Quitting-Hollywood-Christmas-Card-Funny-1.jpg?v=1790934765","url":"https:\/\/www.lovekates.co.uk\/products\/quitting-hollywood-christmas-card-nearest-dearest-funny-card","provider":"Love Kate's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}